Can I have a burrito for breakfast lunch and dinner for the rest of my life and then be buried with burrito’s in my coffin and then instead of dirt just pile a bunch of burritos on me thanks
The existence of broccoli does not in any way affect the taste of chocolate.– Hazel Grace Lancaster’s view on the argument that without pain one couldn’t know joy (via meledy)
The Fault in Our Stars Since I talk about tfios ALL the time people ask me why I love it so much and I think it’s because 1. I love all of the characters (even PVH who really pissed me off at some points, but ultimately I still like him), 2. Two people who I love a lot have died, 3. There are so many ideas in that book that you could legit think about for like hours (which I do) I...
friend: how far have you gone with a boy
me: in miles or kilometers
r0bbstark: yesterday i threw two pieces of popcorn in the air and my friend and i each caught a piece at the exact same time and in that moment, i swear we were infinite
dumbledoreisabamf: I wish there was an appear offline option for real life.
fangedlittlelamb: ihopericksantorum: “We know the candidate Barack Obama what he was like, the anti-war goverment nigg—the uh—…” Wow. Everyone in the world needs to see this. Really showing his true colors here. This isn’t a word stumble, he was about to say one of the rudest words in history directly to the president of the United States.
r0bbstark: in my graphics class this guy was lying across three stools and sleeping safe to say he’s my new hero
a haiku about making pasta
la-peque: god fucking dammit does it really take that long for water to boil
Indian food for dinner <3
handsthatmold: for saying sorry and I’m sorry about being sorry about saying sorry for feeling sorry. I’m just tired of feeling sorry.
oceanflowerbird: 8 Year old girl from Dublin...
xvideosdotcom: im about to cut my fat off with a knife this is just so accurate
I don’t believe in guilt, I believe in living on impulse as long as you never...– Angelina Jolie (via kari-shma)
Trayvon’s blackness wasn’t something he could hide, so it wouldn’t have mattered...– Angela Marie Davis (via thechanelmuse) #Boom. (via newmodelminority)
spindrift: morning love coiled in each other’s sleep you kiss my forehead i kiss your forehead your nose your cheek it’s dark the sun creeps in and we’re wrapped like presents for each other in each other arm, arm, leg, leg tangled like satisfied shoelaces knots of “i love you”s in whispers and sighs groans of delight nuzzles and cuddles you are my pleasure plight.
dissolvingintotheeternal-deacti asked: Tag, you’re it! Here are the rules: Each tagged person must post ten things about themselves. You have to choose and tag ten people. Go to their blogs and tell them you tagged them.