July 2011
m0nstercock:
When back-to-school commercials start showing
Here’s the thing about horror movies: you’ll rarely see a black person die in them bc everyone knows if a black person is home ALONE and they clearly hear someone, they are getting the fuck out of there
Now a white person
“Hello?”
“Is anyone there”
Next thing you know you’re getting stabbed in the fucking face
khloe kardashian is a fucking disgrace
CHLOE is spelt with a C bitch
who the fuck are you
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“oh god it’s wonderful
to get out of bed
and drink too much coffee
and...”
– Frank O’Hara, 1961 (via foralskelse)
I just had a chocolate pudding cup and it was fucking phenomenal. Like I’m not even kidding that was life changing. I don’t know if it’s because I haven’t had pudding in a while but like, that pudding was heaven on earth
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“Thoughts are the shadows of our feelings — always darker, emptier, simpler.”
– Nietzsche (via tokyoandkyoto)
I am so hungry I can’t wait to wake up so I can EAT
smokefairies:
Clair de Lune by Claude Debussy
I’m watching big brother rn
Dom is so cute how is he a virgin idgi
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